Thursday, March 13

Some Funny Questions.

Just Some Questions that the world should answer.


Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?

Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

Why Pluto the dog walks on four legs but Goofy walks on 2 legs?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

.Kuroro Lucifer.

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